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Yoogle!

Today is an epic day, for today is the day that the day of yoogle is upon us!

Its the combination of the banality of yahoo and the pretenciousness of google.

I’m ready to cash in now…so umm where the fuck is my money …

P.S. You could Yoogle banality…and then yoogle trite. And coming soon is my new general store/fast food joint/sweat-shop sponsoring slutthouse of a business Mc. Walgerking